So I don't want to talk about me
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May. 27th, 2008 | 09:13 am
Location: Home
Mood:
Meh
Track: The Dreadnought Leviathan Bridge - Hayato Matsuo
Mmmkay, I wanted to post a serious blog about myself, but for one reason or another I'm finding it hard because it'd probably force me to look at myself, and I don't really want to. So instead we have some light posting stolen straight from
shaygr! Thank you Shay for providing me something which totally distracts me!
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:
Never heard of this before, so I'll stay with a nice simple "Nuh-uh"
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?:
When I was 16 I went out with this guy Ivan (best.name.ever) who was 30, and turned 31 shortly after we got together.
Ever been in a car wreck?:
Does riding my bike into a car at 8 count?
Were you popular in high school?:
I was in that very weird middle-ground where I was popular with the outcasts, but not totally hated by all the cool kids. Quite lucky in that respect.
Have you ever been on a blind date?:
Yes, twice. Still can't decide whether or not I like the idea.
Are looks important?:
Well to a certain degree yes they are. I mean, you wouldn't exactly start dating someone without an initial physical attraction right? I know we all say we value personality more so than looks, but the truth is at the end of the day if there's no immediate attraction you wouldn't try.
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:
I still write to a couple of friends from France (where I left 10 years ago in September, so I'd have known them for more than 10 years), and I regularly talk to a friend from the Lake District I met shortly after coming back to England.
What age would you like to be married?:
*hides his wife behind a pillar*
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:
Not really, as long as they don't sleep around when they're with me, they can have been as sluttastic as they wanted beforehand.
Have you ever made a mistake?:
Of course I have, I'm a freaking human being.
Are you a good tipper?:
Only if the staff have been good.
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:
I once spent £65 on red highlights which was the worst £65 spent in my life and it reminded me of why I never go to the hairdressers.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:
Yes. Particularly one of my last music teachers in college, Andrew was HOT. And only 23 <3
Have you ever peed in public?:
Not in like full-public like my friend Phil who just got his cock out in the middle of a car-park thing and swore blind he was pissing up against a bus rather discreetly.
What song do you want played at your funeral?:
Madonna - Die Another Day, just for the lulz. But in all seriousness, Roxette - It Must Have Been Love has always been my wedding song, and at my funeral I'd want actually I'm not sure, and its too depressing to think of something, even something funny.
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:
Mum already knows but she constantly chooses to think I'm bi.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?:
Chocolate tart.
Beatles or Stones?:
Neither really to be honest. But if I was forced to choose one at gunpoint, Stones.
If you had to pick one person on Earth to die, who?:
I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T PICK SOMEONE WITHOUT SEEMING INCREDIBLY MEAN.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?:
All of the above. Although lately I'm in a wine phase.
Do you have any phobias?:
Spiders, the dark (to a certain degree), and I'm very reluctant answering a phone when I don't know who will be on the other end.
What are your plans for the future?:
Re-evaluating my life as a result of wasting the last four years of my life in study.
Do you walk around the house naked?:
Sometimes, if mum isn't around. And the likes of Shay know all about my walking back home after getting off the nightbus and suddenly deciding that my jeans are chafing too much and need to be removed.
If you were an animal what would you be?:
Kitteh, they're kick ass.
Hair color you like on someone you date?:
No particular hair colour I like. But I like people to have hair, I'm not a big fan of those people who think shaving their head is cool.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?:
I really don't know to be honest. Not sure if I could live without music, but at the same time I'm not sure I could live without seeing.
Do you have any special talents?:
I've got a really big vocal falsetto range when I sing.
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:
Take off my shoes, collapse on the sofa, open the laptop and then get on with whatever else needs doing once I've updated everyone as to what I'm doing.
Do you like horror or comedy?:
Horror with comedy, Shaun of the Dead ftw.
Are you missing anyone?:
Not that I know of.
If you weren’t straight, who of the same sex would you date?:
This question is not fair to us puffters.
Where do you want to live when you are old?:
I'm not going to get old. Thats the deal I made with the big girl downstairs.
Who is the person you can count on the most?:
Me, myself, and I.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:
Totally unfair, I have an extremely long shortlist.
What did you dream last night?:
The only dream I can remember was a very partial dream. I was trapped in this mansion with this random girl I don't remember, and we were being stalked by something or someone (dunno who/what), but all we could hear of them were their footsteps following us. And we locked ourselves in this room where there was a safe, and the combination was engraved on it (1212 for some reason), and when it opened up there was this really expensive watch (that I stole), keys to handcuffs which turned out to be handcuffs holding a desk drawer shut on the other side of the room, in which there was a key for the small box in the safe which had a bomb in it. Totally weird and then I woke up.
What is your favorite sport to watch?:
Sport? That word fails to compute.
Are you named after anyone?:
My uncle Tony, who's not really called Tony. Go figure.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?:
At the moment White Grenache wine.
Non alcoholic drink?:
Chocolate milkshake.
Have you ever been in love?:
Yes.
Do you sing in the shower?:
I sing virtually constantly.
Have you ever been arrested?:
Once, with some of my friends. We were apparently "drunk and disorderly" because we kept on trying to pet the policeman's horse.
What is your favorite Holiday?:
None really. Closest is Easter because I like chocolate.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:
I'd probably want an arse lift at some point. I don't mean surgical, I'd just like to pay a couple of young fit guys to walk behind me holding it.
Have you ever caught a fish?:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
And there we go~
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?:
Never heard of this before, so I'll stay with a nice simple "Nuh-uh"
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?:
When I was 16 I went out with this guy Ivan (best.name.ever) who was 30, and turned 31 shortly after we got together.
Ever been in a car wreck?:
Does riding my bike into a car at 8 count?
Were you popular in high school?:
I was in that very weird middle-ground where I was popular with the outcasts, but not totally hated by all the cool kids. Quite lucky in that respect.
Have you ever been on a blind date?:
Yes, twice. Still can't decide whether or not I like the idea.
Are looks important?:
Well to a certain degree yes they are. I mean, you wouldn't exactly start dating someone without an initial physical attraction right? I know we all say we value personality more so than looks, but the truth is at the end of the day if there's no immediate attraction you wouldn't try.
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??:
I still write to a couple of friends from France (where I left 10 years ago in September, so I'd have known them for more than 10 years), and I regularly talk to a friend from the Lake District I met shortly after coming back to England.
What age would you like to be married?:
*hides his wife behind a pillar*
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?:
Not really, as long as they don't sleep around when they're with me, they can have been as sluttastic as they wanted beforehand.
Have you ever made a mistake?:
Of course I have, I'm a freaking human being.
Are you a good tipper?:
Only if the staff have been good.
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?:
I once spent £65 on red highlights which was the worst £65 spent in my life and it reminded me of why I never go to the hairdressers.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?:
Yes. Particularly one of my last music teachers in college, Andrew was HOT. And only 23 <3
Have you ever peed in public?:
Not in like full-public like my friend Phil who just got his cock out in the middle of a car-park thing and swore blind he was pissing up against a bus rather discreetly.
What song do you want played at your funeral?:
Madonna - Die Another Day, just for the lulz. But in all seriousness, Roxette - It Must Have Been Love has always been my wedding song, and at my funeral I'd want actually I'm not sure, and its too depressing to think of something, even something funny.
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?:
Mum already knows but she constantly chooses to think I'm bi.
What would your last meal be before getting executed?:
Chocolate tart.
Beatles or Stones?:
Neither really to be honest. But if I was forced to choose one at gunpoint, Stones.
If you had to pick one person on Earth to die, who?:
I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T PICK SOMEONE WITHOUT SEEMING INCREDIBLY MEAN.
Beer, wine or hard liquor?:
All of the above. Although lately I'm in a wine phase.
Do you have any phobias?:
Spiders, the dark (to a certain degree), and I'm very reluctant answering a phone when I don't know who will be on the other end.
What are your plans for the future?:
Re-evaluating my life as a result of wasting the last four years of my life in study.
Do you walk around the house naked?:
Sometimes, if mum isn't around. And the likes of Shay know all about my walking back home after getting off the nightbus and suddenly deciding that my jeans are chafing too much and need to be removed.
If you were an animal what would you be?:
Kitteh, they're kick ass.
Hair color you like on someone you date?:
No particular hair colour I like. But I like people to have hair, I'm not a big fan of those people who think shaving their head is cool.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?:
I really don't know to be honest. Not sure if I could live without music, but at the same time I'm not sure I could live without seeing.
Do you have any special talents?:
I've got a really big vocal falsetto range when I sing.
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?:
Take off my shoes, collapse on the sofa, open the laptop and then get on with whatever else needs doing once I've updated everyone as to what I'm doing.
Do you like horror or comedy?:
Horror with comedy, Shaun of the Dead ftw.
Are you missing anyone?:
Not that I know of.
If you weren’t straight, who of the same sex would you date?:
This question is not fair to us puffters.
Where do you want to live when you are old?:
I'm not going to get old. Thats the deal I made with the big girl downstairs.
Who is the person you can count on the most?:
Me, myself, and I.
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?:
Totally unfair, I have an extremely long shortlist.
What did you dream last night?:
The only dream I can remember was a very partial dream. I was trapped in this mansion with this random girl I don't remember, and we were being stalked by something or someone (dunno who/what), but all we could hear of them were their footsteps following us. And we locked ourselves in this room where there was a safe, and the combination was engraved on it (1212 for some reason), and when it opened up there was this really expensive watch (that I stole), keys to handcuffs which turned out to be handcuffs holding a desk drawer shut on the other side of the room, in which there was a key for the small box in the safe which had a bomb in it. Totally weird and then I woke up.
What is your favorite sport to watch?:
Sport? That word fails to compute.
Are you named after anyone?:
My uncle Tony, who's not really called Tony. Go figure.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?:
At the moment White Grenache wine.
Non alcoholic drink?:
Chocolate milkshake.
Have you ever been in love?:
Yes.
Do you sing in the shower?:
I sing virtually constantly.
Have you ever been arrested?:
Once, with some of my friends. We were apparently "drunk and disorderly" because we kept on trying to pet the policeman's horse.
What is your favorite Holiday?:
None really. Closest is Easter because I like chocolate.
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:
I'd probably want an arse lift at some point. I don't mean surgical, I'd just like to pay a couple of young fit guys to walk behind me holding it.
Have you ever caught a fish?:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
And there we go~
